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Pooped!



Hello

Today I had a Big Day Out. It started early. The landscaper came to measure up my yard which is currently just dirt but hides heaps of lizards.

He was supposed to have a whole plan like 2 weeks ago but had a whole bunch of excuses and then said he lost the original measurements and so he had to come back and take them all again. She wasn't impressed with the whole performance, but he is supposed to be an award winning landscaper and so She is giving him another chance and he apologised. Plus he's kinda cute, so he got cut a bit more slack than the other No-Hopers who have come along and not been up to to the job. The main criteria are whether they are nice to me and if they call back and they get bonus points if they have their own dog. He might get the job because he's cute and he likes me and he came back and he has a dog called Chubbs who sits in his car while he works. I hope he does it, because he lets me sniff his shoes and once the yard's finished up, I will have plenty of adventures in it!

Anyway so after he got done, She packed me in my crate and took me next door to my best friends Eric and Elsie. He is out of town for a couple of days and She may have to work late, so I went to Eric and Elsie's in case it was time to eat and noone could give me my dinner. We had a blast. At Eric and Elsie's I can run around wherever I like whenever I like and there are No Rules except those I make up. I try to behave so that She will always take me there when I need extra looking after. She got home at a reasonable hour though, and although I Did Not want to go for a walk, She dragged me round the short route and I did make a poo. In the end it wasn't so bad, I sniffed a bit, got smiled at and sat at the pedestrian crossing looking cute to stop the traffic. It works pretty well. By the end of it I was exhausted, but I did perk up to get my dinner down the hatch. Now I am just ready to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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